The 'Excuse Me' Machine
Yesterday, I was at the disgustingly busy Chinatown. I mean, it isn't usually that busy, but it's the Chinese New Year season, so yeah, it was PACKED...
As I was entering the night market from one end, there was this stupid guy who kept saying 'excuse me'. It's like, I would have let him get past me if I could, but the whole place was so packed. I don't understand what is his fucking problem man...
I was so so pissed after that, that I told myself I'm going to abuse the next person that step on my tail. Thank god there wasn't a 'next person', otherwise everyone in Chinatown would have gotten a chance to see a free show from me, 'The Greatest Actor'. Muahahahaha!