The Slower you walk, the Fatter you get

Doesn't it just irritate you when the idiots in front of you walked like snails? More so if the walkway is so narrow that you can't overtake them? And when you are in a rush, isn't that like 'the last straw that breaks the camel's back'?

I was at the usually busy Orchard Road today, and this nonsense happen to me! Ahhhhh! I was walking from Wisma Atria to Takashimaya and it was packed. And the asses in front are moving so slowly, like as if they are too fat!

Don't they realise that the slower they walk, the fatter they get?