The Bitchy (Ex-)Insurance Agent Part II

If you thought the episode of the bitchy insurance agent was over, it's not. I received a Christmas card from him and I was pretty upset by it.

I read the whole card and my salutation was 'Ms' instead of 'Mr'. It's like WHAT THE FUCK? If you want to make this kind of mistake, you might as well not send the card at all? You waste your time, you waste your money, and you make me upset at the same time!

Moral of the story: Don't send any greetings if you are not sincere about it!

The Dripping Wet Clothes Bitch

This morning, I was on my way to grab something for breakfast. As I walked out of my ground floor exit, I got drops of water falling on my head, and it wasn't even raining! I looked up and saw that the bitch living on the 8th floor had wet clothes outside. All the wet bras and panties and other wet clothings. God! And this is not the first time already!

These people are so bloody inconsiderate. Hopefully, they get leaking roofs one day, then maybe they will understand how it feels to have 'dark waters' dripping on them. Bloody Bitch!

The Road-Hogging Bitches

I went back to Tampines yesterday to grab some stuff from my old home and I was disgusted by the roads there. Drivers just stop their cars by the roadside turning into Tampines Mall (as if the traffic there wasn't bad enough already). It was so bad it just felt like I would never ever want to step into Tampines ever after again.

Inside Tampines Mall, it was even worse. It's already packed as it is. The worse thing is, people are walking like so damn bloody slowly, as if they were damn heavy and can't walk faster...

The Bus No.10 Bitch

I was on my way home from Sentosa today and I decided to take Bus No.10 with my dearest Jois, even though I'm no longer staying in Tampines. On the way back, I saw a rather idiotic donkey which I have decided to call The Bus No.10 Bitch.

He boarded the bus somewhere along Anson Road. He sat in front of me and conveniently placed his shopping bags (a big one and a small one) on the empty seat next to him. As the bus travelled along the CBD, the bus filled up quite quickly. Soon, the bus was packed, but he still left his bags at the seat next to him, instead of giving up the seat for others to sit. Somewhere near Suntec, a guy asked him very nicely if he could remove his bags so that he might be able to sit down. Instead of apologizing and putting the bags on his laps (which he could have done easily), he got really defensive and said that he had no space, and his tone was almost like he was going to pick up a fight. The other guy had no choice but to back off, and he was even gracious enough to apologise. It's quite weird that someone like that donkey could do something like this, since he was quite well-dressed (apparently someone who works in an office or something) and he was even reading a book on leadership. Subsequently, he alighted at Siglap.

I think he probably left his manners at home, or maybe his cranium is leaking and there's not much brain matter left in his head. He's just fucked up...

The Bitchy (Ex-)Insurance Agent

As usual, I went to the gym today, for my usual Tuesdays and Thursdays morning gym sessions. Today, I was really 'lucky' to bump into my ex-insurance agent. God! He's a muthafreaking god damn fucking foul-mouthed bitch. When I was still an insurance agent with AIA, he has been so damn bitchy towards me. Anyway, that isn't important. I thought it would have been better since I've left the company, but apparently, I am so damn wrong about this.

Today, when I bumped into him, I just said hi and he had to be damn mean. He started asking if I was still with the company. When I said no, he was like being so sarcastic by saying that he thought we could go for the Convention in Australia next year. Then, he went on to say that in his 9 years in AIA, he had seen at least 50 people from his agency 'throw the towel'. I said the job was affecting my studies and he had to say stuff like 'if you can make more from this job, just quit school, ..., but not everyone can succeed'. Yes, I might not have been successful in insurance, but try me elsewhere. Fucking bitch!

If that wasn't enough, he had to say that I still look as fat as before. Hullo, I've lost like 8kg since I joined the gym. I don't even have to prove to you that I've lost that much weight. I enjoy wearing loose clothings that make me look fat. Does that make your backside painful?

What goes around comes around. Do unto what you want others to do unto you. I don't even have to curse such a bitch myself. I'm sure there are others who have suffered the same fate as I did. Let these people do the job. But, I can't help but to add on: Hope your stomach is not flabby in 2 years' time and hope your fucking cock is still functional in 2 years' time, bitchy faggart!

The Sardine Bitch

Sometimes, I feel so ashamed of my fellow Singaporeans. I'm extremely disgusted by their disgusting behaviour: Queue Cutting.

The other day, I was at a coffeeshop stall that sells snacks. I intended to get 2 sardine curry puffs and was waiting to be served. Suddenly, there was this bitch who seem to disregard my presence and went straight in front of me. The worst thing is, the auntie at the stall actually served her first. Bad things never come singly. The bitch asked for a sardine puff, a curry puff and a chicken puff. When she was gone and when it was finally my turn, the stall auntie told me she only had 1 sardine puff left! She asked if I want a chicken puff instead. Of course I said no... It's partly her fault that she didn't get my business 'cos I didn't want anything else other than sardine, whereas the sardine bitch might have gotten something else if there was no sardine puffs.

I just paid for the 1 sardine puff and walked off feeling god damn motherfucking pissed off. As I walked, I ate the puff and I was disgusted by its taste. Thank god I didn't get 2, but that's not the point. The point is, I was being cut in the queue and I was being served later in spite of being in the queue first. But then again, it's alright. I don't think I would want to go back to that stall again. There's so many food stalls in Bedok Central. I'm spoilt for choices!

Life without the Internet

I've officially shifted over to my new place at Bedok. It's so much better than my old place at Tampines. This new place is just a 3 minutes walk from the interchange, close to shops and wateva.

But there's one problem: I still do not have internet access! And I probably won't get it till the rest of my family shift over to this new place. It totally sucks... I can't check my email, I can't do my research, and I can't blog!

Fortunately for now, I still got a little place called Macdonald's where I can check my email, do my research and blog =)

Time to go bake some brownies!

Let me out of this dusty hell!

I wanna move out of my place quickly. The packing is killing me. Dust is flying everywhere. And's it's driving me crazy!